"When someone makes you the happiest person and the saddest person at the same time, that’s when it’s real. That’s when it’s worth something."



This guy has the biggest balls

i just have one question to ask you son

did she say yes?


hell ye


do you ever listen to a song and remember exactly what life was like when you first heard it



i cant believe people consciously choose to follow me and decide to themselves “Yeah I want to see more of whatever this nerd’s doing”


i was pulling up to a gas station and mumford came on the radio so i started blasting it in my car and all the people can hear with my doors closed is just the base and theyre looking at me like “wtf inappropriate rap song is that girl listening to” and i open my car door and out comes the sound of a really aggressive banjo solo

"Wake up every morning and tell yourself that you’re a badass bitch from hell and that no one can fuck with you and then don’t let anybody fuck with you."
Kate Nash’s advice to college students (via balthazarswings)
Anonymous asked:
Have you heard about Chrystal Hassell who gave birth while smoking crack in a motel room in Ocala while her boyfriend who was wanted for murder was pulled over for speeding?




Welcome to my little corner of the world

"7 Billion of smiles, and yours is my favorite."
Geovane Pereira. (via renovador)

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

"Oh christ I just wanted you to fuck me and then I become greedy, I wanted you to love me"