interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

punnier:

velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets

quotediaryofficial:

★★★ more quotes here ★★★
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cynegetic:

This is Maverick
744
homeofsexygirls:

Asstatic
theaveragejim:

Anoush for NIF Magazine by The Average Jim
Please do not remove credits
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madselfiegame:

tallulahblues:

I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.

same

"I thought I was ok because i stopped listening to sad music and beating myself blue. Then i found out there’s other ways to be depressed and no one ever tells you about them."
no one told me (via celsisus)
nickinicki9door:

This is on a dog collar
sloppy:

The deepest post on this site
little-kiitten:

wasted—kitten:

brat-grrrrl:

Sometimes i wonder why my neighbours give me funny looks and then i remember that 99% of the time i have something penis shaped on my windowsill. 

omg aw