tastefullyoffensive:

Pugception [marksingletree]
disgustinganimals:

lawebloca:

lizard drinking soda

use the straw. use the freaking straw. that’s why we have the straw.
itscourtoon:

walkergirl95:

Wrong Door

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET 
longdogunderfoot:

Odie chilling in a bucket bath..
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so-personal:

everything personal

cwiiis:

tbh i can’t imagine changing my vocabulary when i get older and it’s so surreal
like i’ll meet my buddies at the shuffleboard place and i’ll be all “sup fucking nerds you’re gonna get wrecked”

"I was fine before I met you; I didn’t know love and more importantly I didn’t know how quickly it could change from sweet and innocent to toxically dangerous."

adorablespiders:

i hate that when i tell people i love spiders they start telling me about the times when they’ve killed a spider or spiders and it’s like why are you telling me this you’re basically admitting to drowning a bag of kittens to me, that is the equivalent. 

stop bragging about killing innocent animals no matter how small or “scary”

macchacat:

Now will you bring me some ice cream?
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